Pay. Day.

Although there are many rhyming type words in the English language, none sound so beautifully majestic as those of "pay" and "day".  Especially when they are smashed together as a compound word! Woopee!!  Also, you know your life is one big adrenaline rush when the best part of your day is watching a 2 year old chase an ugly albino pigeon around a table for 5 minutes. Theoretically I should have a killer tan right now.  Unfortunately, that is not the case!