Sunday, January 29, 2012
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i just ate a frozen sandwhich because i am so impatient. i want a cheeseburger. i had a pulledpork samdwhich today and it was gooood. i found a lady who is obsessed with baton twirling on pintrest. thats a pretty good find, id say. i am weaing super comfy socks right now. well, one comfy sock. my bed just ate the other one. i just remembered that i have dnance tomorrow and i am sad beyond all hope. whenever i am sad i stop being sad and start being awesome. i wish i could spin reallyy fast.
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uncrustables take 30 minutes to unthaw.
i just realized i said unthaw.
i think i meant thaw.
cause to unthaw would be the same thing as freeze.
that makes sense, right?
its like happy unbelated birthday.
its just your regular birthday.
oh thats a good one. im gonna use it sometime.
uncrustables aren't really uncrusted, but they are still better than regular pb&j sandwhiches.
probably because you dont have to work for them.
but waiting thirty minutes for the jelly to become jelly instead of a frozen mass of tastlestness is almost just as bad as making a dang sandwhich.
i am so hungry. my mom needs to give me dinner.
i just realized i said unthaw.
i think i meant thaw.
cause to unthaw would be the same thing as freeze.
that makes sense, right?
its like happy unbelated birthday.
its just your regular birthday.
oh thats a good one. im gonna use it sometime.
uncrustables aren't really uncrusted, but they are still better than regular pb&j sandwhiches.
probably because you dont have to work for them.
but waiting thirty minutes for the jelly to become jelly instead of a frozen mass of tastlestness is almost just as bad as making a dang sandwhich.
i am so hungry. my mom needs to give me dinner.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
very mean evil voldemort.
this is a story i made up. any similair people in the world are meerly a coincidence.
once upon a time there was a very evil person named voldemort. no one spoke its name. it liked to trap children in a school for twelve hours and made them wear ridiculous outfits and painted their faces green and put a poof the size of a planet on their head. it made them do ridiculously things like pushups for doing nothing wrong. it blamed the poor innocent children for its lack of a love life even though every knows it was d.o.a. it reffered to the students as "children of the corn". it often screamed profanities at children and made them feel like losers. it got hit in the head with a frying pan many times. that was the legend anyway. no one else could explain why it was so ridiculously crazy. voldemort also liked to dance. it always got evicted from its residency. it always talked about how cute it was and how good of a dancer it was. it always called the previous mentioned children fat and dumdums and stupid. it got fired.
the end.
once upon a time there was a very evil person named voldemort. no one spoke its name. it liked to trap children in a school for twelve hours and made them wear ridiculous outfits and painted their faces green and put a poof the size of a planet on their head. it made them do ridiculously things like pushups for doing nothing wrong. it blamed the poor innocent children for its lack of a love life even though every knows it was d.o.a. it reffered to the students as "children of the corn". it often screamed profanities at children and made them feel like losers. it got hit in the head with a frying pan many times. that was the legend anyway. no one else could explain why it was so ridiculously crazy. voldemort also liked to dance. it always got evicted from its residency. it always talked about how cute it was and how good of a dancer it was. it always called the previous mentioned children fat and dumdums and stupid. it got fired.
the end.
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