Thursday, September 29, 2011

the best feeling in the world is coming home and finding your favorite snack in the pantry.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Family.

I love my family.  In case you didn't know, we are all full of what I call "The Klemm Grace."  Perhaps you can tell by these absolutely accurate pictures. 


The end:)

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Happy(:

Have you ever just been very happy? for no apparent reason, just because you got lots of sleep and ate lots of excellent breakfast and not done any homework? well that, my friends, is today:)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sugar.

Tomorrow for anatomy, we have to start recording everything we eat.  Stupid, I know.  So therefore, I was forced to eat my entire candy stash today.  I should have waited until after I had to do homework.  Has your head ever screamed, "GET UP AND DANCE, SUCKER!"  No?  oh ok me neither.  but I am very hyper now.  I feel kinda like this lady.
Or perhaps more like this kid.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Laziness.

More often than not, I sit on my bed to do my homework.  And more often than not, I have papers and waterbottles and such that I discover that are garbage.  Unfortunately, my trash can is 4 feet away from my bed, and I am far to lazy to actually stand up to throw stuff away.  So, I wip out my Jimmer skills and toss them all precisely into the trash can.  Then after I have completed my homework, when the floor around my trash can is newly decorated, I pick it all up at once.  It just makes my life much more enjoyable.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I veto-ed this title.

So, listen.  Today, a certain Brooke Henrie and I failed.  Miserably.  (You ask- what else is new?! We answer- absolutely nothing.)  This is what happened: After our dance practice, we started our treaterous adventure home.  Well, started is an overstatement.  We talked about starting our journey, but we just really didn't want to.  Not in the slightest bit.  And of course, our parents were quite "busy." (they probably just wanted to keep us away for a little longer)  So, since they were trying to delay our arrival ever so much, we decided to help them.  So we sat.  And complained about how much we didn't want to exercise.  And died a little bit inside.  Then, we talked to Camille Clark.  (I certainly love that girl.  She is really awesome.)  Then we complained some more, and died a little more.  And then we started walking.  Then there was this super creepy guy in our short cut with this huge black dog and this creepy scowl on his face.  And that's when we decided that we needed a new plan.  We came up with 2.
Plan A:  Ryan Tingey gets out of school.  And he takes his dear cousin Ben home.  Then he goes home and gets lots of delicious snacks.  Then he drives back to the school, picks his two favorite people up. (aka his one favorite people and the tag-along)  Let's call them Brooklyn and Shakiera.  And he takes them home.  And then, if he so desires, he hangs out with the two above mentioned people.  And then the world is happy and grand and dandy.
Plan B: Brooklyn and Shakiera lasso a school bus and ride it home.  After the bussing company threatens to confiscate their lassos, they build jet packs and blast to school every day.  Then they get recruited by NASA and get stranded on the moon on purpose.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

LIFE. SAVER.

I have the best young women's president in the whole world.  I would die without her! Who else would come pick up my anatomy homework at 9 pm so that I didn't have to stay up until 4:52 am to do it?! no one.  So, basically I owe you my life Sister Harrison! (Ok I'm doing my homework now.  I just had to take 30 seconds to thank you!)

Saturday, September 3, 2011

MLIA.

today i wandered around the provo mall for 20 minutes trying to find an escalator. then i figured out i  was in a one story mall.

Impossible is Nothing.

 Today, I am conquerer.  Today, I drove on the freeway.  Quite successfully, I'd say.  No one died or got mortally wounded.  No one even screemed.  I, Kiera Klemm, drove 90 mph.  What now world?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

wow.

today in one of my classes we had to say our favorite band and our favorite ice cream.  i said- my favorite band is coldstone.  shoot me