very mean evil voldemort.

this is a story i made up. any similair people in the world are meerly a coincidence.

once upon a time there was a very evil person named voldemort. no one spoke its name.  it liked to trap children in a school for twelve hours and made them wear ridiculous outfits and painted their faces green and put a poof the size of a planet on their head.  it made them do ridiculously things like pushups for doing nothing wrong.  it blamed the poor innocent children for its lack of a love life even though every knows it was d.o.a.  it reffered to the students as "children of the corn".  it often screamed profanities at children and made them feel like losers.  it got hit in the head with a frying pan many times.  that was the legend anyway.  no one else could explain why it was so ridiculously crazy.  voldemort also liked to dance. it always got evicted from its residency.  it always talked about how cute it was and how good of a dancer it was.  it always called the previous mentioned children fat and dumdums and stupid. it got fired.
the end.