if i had a treehouse i would definitely be sitting in it right now.

norah.

nerd.

"Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”

happy christmas

places.

when i am a billionaire, i will buy all of my friends cars for christmas and i will go on lots of vacations. and these are the places i will go.

lunch.

i like lunch. here are some ways to make it better.

santa. :)

i left my chapstick in the bathroom. but i hear santa downstairs. and how rude of me to go get it when he thinks i am sleeping. so i must wait until he finishes his job, ya know. so what do i do while i wait? blog. please enjoy the following and previous blogs, all of which i dedicate to a fat old man who sees us while were sleeping and knows if we've been naughty or nice and breaks into our house through the chimney and leaves treats in our socks and eats our cookies. i mean, we wait all year for this. (its kinda creepy when you think about it.) so here's to you, santa claus!

i taught him everything he knows

http://www.viddler.com/thechive/videos/567/

woah

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holy cow. this kindof blew my mind. click on the link part of ^^ that.

my original fear of driving stemmed from an unfortunate ability to play mariokart

Stressin

I like to pull the covers over my head for extra warmth.  But I can't breathe under there.  I need a snorkel.  I think we might have one in the garage. But that's unsanitary.  Can you put snorkel's in the dishwasher? Maybe I will just use a straw.  But straws are too skinny.  At 7-11 they sell fat candy straws that you can drink slurpees with.  That would work.  But I would eat it. Yum.